The 13 Best Things About Being a Lesbian

Whether you’re well-versed in lesbianhood, a total newbian, or just curious about the positive aspects of being gay-as-hell, this list is sure to help you understand exactly why being a lesbian is so goddamn wonderful.

• You get to make out with girls

Making out with girls is awesome for a hundred bajillion reasons. One being the increased potential for flavored lip gloss. Who doesn’t love strawberries with their make-out session ?

• You can make-out in dressing rooms and public bathrooms and pretty much anywhere you ever want ever...

The world is your make-out oyster. Girls go to the bathroom together all the time, so like, oops you’re going to the bathroom together and now you’re making out against a wall and no one knows a single thing. Bar bathroom not your ideal setting for a boner? No worries, try dressing rooms! Insider tip: The dressing rooms at Old Navy are REALLY spacious.

• Did we mention that you get to make out with girls?

Making out with girls also means you’ll be dealing with much less face-stubble. Now you can make out for hours on end and not damage that pretty face. Win-win.

• No. Pregnancy. Scares

No unexpected babies in your future, no matter how much you’re doin’ it.

• You can take personal credit for elena’s success.
• Double your wardrobe
• Double your tampon supply 
• no facial hair in the bathroom sink 
• you will never have to know what a prostate is
• you het to make fun the L word 

Some of us may love The L Word’s dramatic trajectory of lesbian life in sunny, wealthy California, and some of us just wish we could look away. But, guess what? It doesn’t matter. We all collectively come together in a sea of obligatory viewing to comment on topics such as Jenny Schecter’s ridiculous writing career, that time Shane gave up sex and the world almost ended, nooooo Dana, and OHMYGOD CARMEN IS SO HOT. It might be so bad but also, it’s kind of so good.

• You’re can scream-sing to Melissa Etheridge anytime, any place, for any reason.
• No blow jobs. None. Not-a-one
• You’ll never have to read an article on “How To Get Him to Please You” EVER AGAIN.

Everyone in the room understands how vaginas work! We’ve had them for years! We know what a G-spot is! We know where all the buttons and whistles are! Put the manuals away! (Sorry, Cosmo...)